Unhappy Camper

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On cold days like today, I think back to those times in Boy Scouts when I almost froze to death. Each year, I went on a mandatory two-night winter campout to experience all that nature had to offer, which was … Continued

Girl Problems

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We told our 3-year-old Betsy she’ll soon have another little sister. This was her reaction: I’m not great at reading human emotions, but I don’t think those are tears of joy. I don’t know what terrible thing I did to … Continued

Gender Day

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There are few surprises in my life when it comes to babies. My offspring arrive right on time every time because the only thing I do well is curse the world with miniature versions of myself. I’m like a disease, … Continued

Too Cold for a Snow Day

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“Congratulations, you won a surprise vacation. It’s to your own house, it’s bitterly cold outside, and you’ll spend most of your time doing back-breaking manual labor. Oh, and your kids will be there, too. Enjoy.” That’s the essence of a … Continued

The Moon is for People

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Right now there’s a robot driving around Mars and a satellite leaving the solar system. We’re letting machines do all the cool jobs, and one of these days they’re bound to notice. Lifeless automatons can tackle missions we can’t because … Continued

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