Reading is Stupid

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America has a crisis with literacy: We have too much of it. Rather than being the leisurely pursuit of the aristocracy, reading is now within reach of commoners who have neither the moral nor intellectual capacity to handle it. Words … Continued

Help Yourself

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The problem with personal service is the “person” part of it. I go to restaurants to avoid starvation without the hassle of cooking for myself. I don’t do it to hang out with someone who thinks a huge, creepy smile … Continued

Be Prepared

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It never hurts to be prepared, unless your preparations kill you. That’s what I learned from the National Geographic Channel’s Preppers. The show follows gun-toting pessimists who are convinced an upcoming cataclysm will kill us all unless they shoot if … Continued

A Hairy Situation

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I’m not really a follower. I’m more of an aimless loner who by random chance sometimes drifts in the same direction as everyone else. That happened recently when I grew a beard. I didn’t purposely set out to participate in … Continued

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