Deadly Breeze

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In my part of the Midwest, we’ve fixed our boring skyline by erecting massive, vaguely menacing wind turbines. They generate clean, renewable power and pump money into the local economy through rental payments to farmers. Because these structures have almost … Continued

Chemical Romance

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Immediately after college, it seemed like everyone I graduated with got married. Those few who didn’t usually had a flaw that made them permanently unlovable. There’s someone out there for everyone, unless you own the world’s largest collection of Hello … Continued

Just in Case

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As the man of the house, I’m supposed to protect my family, but exactly what that entails is open for debate. I’m part of my family, so technically I still do my duty when I look out only for myself. … Continued

Pick Your Poison

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I do the cooking in my house. People find that hard to believe since no one who lives here has died from food poisoning, but everything we eat comes out of the box precooked. That way we won’t get life-threatening … Continued

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