Boundless Generosity

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UPDATE 4: I had to pull the plug on the fundraiser for various reasons. It was fun while it lasted. My brother Mitchell is getting married in December. My wife wants to buy him a rice cooker, but I think … Continued

Baseball is Not a Sport

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Update: This article appeared in the September 2013 issue of Reader’s Digest as “Baseball is a Bore” by James Breakwell. Baseball is not a sport. I classify it as a low-impact recreational activity like Pilates or yoga. It takes more … Continued

Hard Work is Hardly Worth It

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Australian billionaire Gina Rinehart recently made headlinesfor saying rather than envying the rich, the poor should drink less and work more. The problem is in the real world there is no correlation between hard work and material rewards. I plan … Continued

Primate Primacy

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I write a lot of long-winded diatribes on nonsensical topics, but today I want to focus on something serious for a change: Whether or not I can win a fight to the death against a chimpanzee. The short answer is … Continued

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