Three is a Crowd

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My wife is pregnant, and I’m excited because there’s a good chance the baby is mine. Just so we’re clear, I’m sharing this news with you guys before I tell my parents. That’s how much I value random strangers on … Continued

The Perfect Kitchen

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I have a confession to make: I don’t have granite countertops or stainless steel appliances. Please don’t look at me; I’m a monster. I’ve seen more than one newlywed on TV look over a room that has bland, laminate surfaces … Continued

The Family Farm

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Given my total inability to care for other living things, it’s somewhat surprising I’m descended from a long line of farmers. When I was born, my parents lived on land owned by my family for at least three generations. One … Continued

Blameless

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When the lady in charge of my daughters’ daycare asked to speak to me yesterday, a familiar question crossed my mind: How have I failed as a parent this time? Daycare doesn’t expect much from my kids. All my 3-year-old … Continued

Trustworthy Liars

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Whoever said honesty is the best policy must have been an anarchist bent on destroying civilization. Whether the lie is “I like that dress,” “That’s a good idea, boss,” or “I love you,” dishonesty is what makes the world work. … Continued

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