How to Party Like an Adult

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My friends are all younger than me. The shocking part of that sentence is I have “friends,” plural. Technically, any number greater than one counts, so I meet the minimum requirements with my one and a half close acquaintances. I’m … Continued

My Password is “Password”

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The greatest threat on the Internet isn’t a virus or an unsolicited picture of some dude’s man parts; it’s the password intended to keep me safe. Thanks to the false sense of security that code provides, I upload sensitive financial … Continued

The 7 Worst Babysitters

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This might sound weird, but sometimes my wife Lola wants to leave the house. It’s like she forgets she goes out more than 40 hours a week for her job. Lola, however, insists we venture into public when we aren’t … Continued

Why Tall People are Better

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My wife Lola thinks it’s unfair how society discriminates against short people in favor of the tall. As usual, she’s completely wrong. From a strictly objective standpoint, tall people are superior in every way and deserve all the advantages they … Continued

Am I Old Yet?

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I have some terrible news: I might be an adult. The test results won’t be in for days, but the early indicators aren’t good. Last weekend I spent four hours test driving minivans. Something about measuring if three car seats … Continued

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